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REDSTATE (Becca Lower) - Lefty Arizona AG Kris Mayes Dismisses 2020 Fake Elector Criminal Case Against Trump Allies - for Now Thu Jun 18 22:27:48 2026

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma Tue May 26 17:54:54 2026

TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at not being able to read the words on the piece of paper.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone Sat May 16 19:36:28 2026

TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry ice cream served in a delicious waffle cone, instead opting to have it in a blasphemous paper cup instead.

AMERICANGREATNESS (AG News Staff) - Hegseth: Senator Mark Kelly Revealed Classified Information on US Munitions Stockpiles Mon May 11 12:50:15 2026

Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) voiced concerns Sunday about the state of US weapons stockpiles following the recent conflict involving Iran, describing the extent of depleted […] Source

NEWSNATIONNOW (Zach Kaplan) - 4 states monitoring for hantavirus after deadly cruise ship outbreak Thu May 7 17:09:58 2026

An Arizona Department of Health Services spokeswoman told The New York Times it is monitoring a resident who isn't symptomatic.

NEWSNATIONNOW (Patrick Djordjevic) - D4vd allegedly plotted to murder victim: Nathan Hochman Tue Apr 21 05:30:39 2026

Hochman alleged music artist D4vd laid in wait before murdering 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez.

THENATIONALPULSE (Pulse Wires) - BREAKING: Swalwell Quits Congress After Sex Scandal Torpedoes Governor Bid. Mon Apr 13 21:50:35 2026

Eric Swalwell is leaving Congress following a sex scandal and a failed gubernatorial bid. Here's the breaking information. The post BREAKING: Swalwell Quits Congress After Sex Scandal Torpedoes Governor Bid. appeared first on The National Pulse .

Eric Swalwell steps down from Congress following a sex scandal and a failed gubernatorial bid. PULSE POINTS WHAT HAPPENED: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has announced his resignation from Congress amidst a burgeoning sex scandal and after withdrawing from the California Governor’s race over the weekend. KEY QUOTE: “I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me.” – Eric Swalwell IMPACT: Swalwell’s resignation could lead to a shift in political dynamics, both within Congress and in California, as his departure opens up his Congressional seat and affects the gubernatorial race. DETAIL: Swalwell’s decision to step down…Open

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten Thu Feb 5 22:19:50 2026

TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it's rotten.