BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket
BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.
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