BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In preparation for an historic dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping, President Donald Trump ordered White House kitchen staff to slaughter the fattened cat.
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