BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
TEHRAN — The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second place in the war against the U.S.
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DAILYCALLER (Mr. Right) - God Save The Brisket: World Cup Tourist Goes Full Texan Mode In Reminder Why ‘Murica Is The GOAT
"We're going to get drunk before the game ... during the game ... after the game"
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DAILYCALLER (Ireland Owens) - Pennsylvania Approves Bill To Force Companies To Disclose AI In Ads
'Clear and conspicuous'
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DAILYCALLER (Ireland Owens) - Your Next iPhone Will Cost More As AI Data Centers Gobble Up Chips
'the situation has become unsustainable'
DAILYCALLER (Natalie Sandoval) - Judge Sentences Gay Couple Who Sexually Abused, Murdered Adopted Baby. What Happens To Those Who Ignored Red Flags?
Davey had sustained more than 40 injuries
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JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - Vance defends Iran deal at White House briefing
Speaking to reporters, Vance highlighted divisions within the Iranian government about the path forward and contended that the "pragmatists" in the Tehran government are "winning the argument."
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JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - Vance confirms plans to brief Congress on Iran deal
"We do plan to brief Congress very soon," he said at a White House press briefing.
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REDSTATE (Ward Clark) - New: Supreme Court Unanimously Tosses Federal Pot-User Firearm Ban
THENATIONALPULSE (Pulse Wires) - DHS Slams Dem Governor, Sanctuary Policies After Illegal Alien Pedophile Granted Low Bond.
The Department of Homeland Security has criticized Democrat Governor of Virginia Abigail Spanberger's sanctuary policies after an illegal immigrant charged with sexually abusing a child was granted a low bond.
The Department of Homeland Security has criticized the Democrat Governor of Virginia’s sanctuary policies after an illegal immigrant charged with sexually abusing a five-year-old girl was granted a low bond. PULSE POINTS WHAT HAPPENED: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has criticized Democrat Governor of Virginia Abigail Spanberger’s sanctuary policies after an illegal immigrant charged with sexually abusing a child was granted a low bond. KEY QUOTE: “Sanctuary Spanberger’s REFUSAL to work with [ICE] has made Virginians less safe and the commonwealth a magnet for illegal alien crime.” – Department of Homeland Security statement DETAIL: On Wednesday, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) called on Abigail Spanberger,…Open