NYTIMES (Tejal Rao) - The Disappearing Las Vegas Buffets Hold a Mirror to the American Soul
As a once-grand American tradition enters its twilight, our critic journeys to the desert to find out what it all means.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'A Civilization Will Die Tonight,' Says Donald Trump As He Enters All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp Buffet
CHURCH, VA — Employees at a local shrimp house were reportedly traumatized following a surprise visit by President Trump who, upon arriving, vowed that a civilization would die that night.