AMERICANTHINKER - Pasta pass
By Mike McDaniel Both Olive Garden and the Democrats understand why one needs photo ID: It prevents cheating.
AMERICANALMANAC (Jonah Adams) - Cyclosporiasis outbreak hits 41 states as confirmed cases pass 4,000 and thousands more await testing
A parasitic illness that causes severe gastrointestinal distress has now spread to 41 states with more than 11,000 suspected cases, and the FDA still cannot confirm what food is causing it. The CDC on Tuesday confirmed 4,173 laboratory-confirmed cyclosporiasis cases nationwide, with more than 7,400 additional reports still awaiting lab confirmation and investigation. At least […] The post Cyclosporiasis outbreak hits 41 states as confirmed cases pass 4,000 and thousands more await testing appeared first on American Almanac .
A parasitic illness that causes severe gastrointestinal distress has now spread to 41 states with more than 11,000 suspected cases, and the FDA still cannot confirm what food is causing it. The CDC on Tuesday confirmed 4,173 laboratory-confirmed cyclosporiasis cases nationwide, with more than 7,400 additional reports still awaiting lab confirmation and investigation. At least 308 people have been hospitalized. Officials warn the true toll could stretch past 11,000, a record for the parasitic illness, which is caused by the cyclospora parasite and produces what health officials have described as severe diarrhea, cramping, and prolonged intestinal illness. Michigan and Ohio account for the sharpest recent spike. Local health departments in…Open
NYTIMES (Michael Gold) - How Republicans Made Olive Garden Into a Voter ID Talking Point
Republicans claim that Olive Garden polices its Never-Ending Pasta Bowl more tightly than the United States does its elections. It’s not that simple.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants.
AMERICANTHINKER - It’s harder to get endless pasta at Olive Garden than to vote in 26 states
By Andrea Widburg The memes, of course, write themselves, but this is a serious issue because it highlights that Democrat policies violate the Constitution’s Guaranty Clause.
REDSTATE (Nick Arama) - Stephen Miller's Humorous Point About Olive Garden and the Case for Voter ID
DAILYCALLER (Mark Tanos) - Olive Garden Pasta Is More Secure Than American Elections
‘Olive Garden takes their Pasta Pass security more seriously’
YOUTUBE (Newsmax) - Olive Garden is more secure than our elections: Dean Cain | Ed Henry The Big Take
Dean Cain demanded Republicans pass the Save America Act on Friday's "Ed Henry The Big Take."
THEFEDERALIST (Brianna Lyman) - Blue State Elections Require Less Voter ID Than Olive Garden’s Unlimited Pasta Pass
Olive Garden apparently has a stricter identification policy for unlimited pasta than many Democrat-led states have for voting. Olive Garden posted a series of slides on X explaining to customers how to purchase a Pasta Pass. The Pasta Pass gives customers unlimited access to their Never-Ending pasta bowls. One user asked whether the pass can […]