DAILYCALLER (Jason Hopkins) - Border Patrol Chief Retiring After Being Sidelined In Minneapolis
'The most challenging conditions'
DAILYCALLER (Nick Naulty) - Ex-MSNBC Host Joy Reid Says US Is Christian Version Of Iran ‘Oppressing Women’ For Religion
'Our regime is oppressing women...they also oppress women'
DAILYCALLER (Jason Cohen) - Jillian Michaels Faces Off With 4 Body Positivity Activists Who Object To Her Obesity Claim
'I find it pretty offensive'
DAILYCALLER (Mark Tanos) - Cuba’s Power Grid Collapses As Trump Pressures Communist Regime
Grip on Havana's Energy Lifeline
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership card at the entrance of the warehouse, an event the politician was heard loudly calling "Jim Crow 2.0."
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Pedro Pascal Named Oscars' Best Dressed Woman
LOS ANGELES, CA — Actor Pedro Pascal received a notable honor the day following the Oscars, as he was officially named this year's Best Dressed Woman at the Academy Awards, marking a career first for the Chilean-Mexican actor.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay
In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new rumors arose this week that the newly chosen Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, is also incredibly gay. Upon further investigation, however, the signs may have always been there.
NYTIMES (Ashley Southall and Andy Newman) - 4 Are Dead, Including a Child, in Fast-Moving Queens Fire
The building in Flushing was engulfed in flames by the time firefighters arrived four minutes after a 911 call. Twelve were injured, at least one critically.