BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to "Bless This Mess" in spite of the presence of a novelty sign requesting that He do so.
DAILYCALLER (Leena Nasir) - George Floyd’s Family Blasts Kevin Hart, Tony Hinchcliffe Over Roast Joke
'George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard he can't breathe'
YOUTUBE (Owen Report) - Air Travel Has Become A Dystopian Nightmare
Owen Shroyer discusses recent issues he's experienced at the airport which have delayed him returning to his show.
WAR (Army Capt. Andrew Phommavongsay, 122nd Theater Public Affairs Support Element) - Washington National Guard Aviation Crews Train for Wildfire Season
Aviation crews assigned to the 1st Battalion, 168th Aviation Regiment, Washington Army National Guard, partnered with Central Pierce Fire and Rescue to conduct water bucket training near Puyallup, Wash., preparing for the state's wildfire season.
THEFEDERALIST (James Percival) - DEI-Elevated Federal Judge Tried To Free An Alleged Murderer Because She’s Incompetent At Basic Law
Rather than allow legitimate criticism, the judge has engaged in a political public affairs battle and intimidation campaign against DHS.
JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - FDA chief Marty Makary resigning: Report
Markary's tenure had been tumultuous amid controversies over abortion drugs, vape approvals, and the Make America Healthy Again movement more generally.
NYTIMES (Chris Hippensteel) - Student Is Fatally Stabbed in University of Washington Housing Complex
Police officers responding to a call found the student dead in the laundry room of an off-campus residential building. Investigators are now searching for a suspect.
NYTIMES (Thomas B. Edsall) - Trump Is Fighting the World’s Stupidest Culture War
“He sees fossil fuels as manly and renewables as woke.”
NYTIMES (Sachi Kitajima Mulkey) - Wildfires Strike Florida, Georgia and America’s ‘Wood Basket’
Large fires, fueled by a record breaking drought, have been destroying homes and timber plantations in Southeastern states.