BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead
MOUNT CARMEL — The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.
ABCNEWS - Active shooter reported at Islamic Center of San Diego: Police
The San Diego Police Department said it is responding to a reported active shooter at the Islamic Center of San Diego.
YOUTUBE (Newsmax) - Pirro: People of D.C. have had enough of teens running wild
U.S. Attorney for Washington D.C. Jeanine Pirro addressed teen takeovers in Washington D.C.
JUSTTHENEWS (Kevin Killough) - Murdaugh sues ex-court clerk whose alleged jury tampering led to murder conviction being overturned
The lawsuit, which claims Murdaugh suffered $600,000 in monetary damages, also seeks to recover attorney's fees and costs.
JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - Trump delays planned strikes on Iran, citing negotiations: 'A deal will be made'
Trump previously backed off a threat to destroy Iranian civil infrastructure due to the advent of a ceasefire brokered by Pakistan.
YOUTUBE (The Hill) - Why Republican leaders may try a backdoor fund for Trump’s ballroom | THE HILL EDITOR'S CALL
The Hill’s Senate reporter Alexander Bolton breaks down what comes next after the Senate parliamentarian knocked out language tied to funding President Trump’s proposed White House ballroom. He explains the GOP’s potential workaround: a “slush fund." Watch the full episode here: https://thehill.com/homenews/editors-call/5882797-gop-infighting-over-trump-ballroom-bill-cassidy-falls-to-president-join-the-live-discussion/ #whitehouseballroom #ballroom #republicans #trump #potus #slushfund #gop #senate #house #thehilleditorscall
YOUTUBE (The Hill) - Jury throws out Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI, Sam Altman
A California federal jury unanimously rejected Elon Musk’s claims against OpenAI and its co-founder Sam Altman, ending the latest chapter in a nearly decade-long feud between the two technology moguls over the artificial intelligence firm’s non-profit structure. The advisory verdict took less than two hours of deliberation from the jury, which listened to three weeks of testimony, including from both Musk, Altman, OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman, and Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella. #OpenAI #SamAltman #ElonMusk #ChatGPT #AI
NYTIMES (Jill Cowan) - Los Angeles’s Response to Altadena Fire Hampered by Chaos, Report Finds
A county-commissioned examination of the disaster concluded that its efforts were muddled and confused, but said that it had not discriminated against Black residents.
NYTIMES (Sonia A. Rao) - American Hantavirus Patient Ordered to Stay in Quarantine Despite Plans to Leave
An American passenger from the hantavirus-infected cruise ship had wanted to depart an Omaha quarantine facility.
NYTIMES (Maurice Chammah) - Firing Squads Expose the Brutality of the Death Penalty
America is returning to firing squad executions after failing to find a more humane way to carry out the death penalty.