BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Obesity Is A Disease,' Says Fatty
CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is actually a disease.
CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is actually a disease.
She said a similar incident happened to another student two weeks ago, and she plans to talk with campus authorities to warn this could happen again if the college or police don't act.
Augustave has been following proper protocols to obtain permanent legal status since 2024.
By Susan Quinn To make this happen, the ICJ and the Lemkin Institute (which has co-opted the name of the man who defined genocide) are lowering the standards...a lot.
By Andrea Widburg Only one among the Founders’ generation recognized that the Constitution risked making America a corrupt kritarchy—a nation ruled by unelected judges.
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"Like a thug, you're using your agency to go after reporters in a chill to one of the most sacrosanct ideals of the United States of America." Senator Cory Booker D-N.J. rips FBI Director Kash Patel for allegedly using the agency's resources to target journalists.
Democratic Senators are turning up the heat on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth by requesting the Pentagon provide Congress with an accounting of the cost of the Iran war. MS NOW Pentagon Reporter Priya Sridhar and Senior Data Editor and Columnist at CT Insider Philip Bump join Alicia Menendez to share more details.
Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed shares on “Morning Joe” why he went on Fox News’ “Jesse Watters Primetime.” He explains that, in today’s fractured media environment, reaching people with opposing views means talking to people with those views. “I just go everywhere and talk to everyone because I know what I believe,” El-Sayed says.
The species, called a tilcayo, is smaller than a house cat and lives in the cloud forests of the Andes Mountains in Bolivia.