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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Archeologists Finally Find Evidence Of Nephilim — Oh, Wait, It’s Just A Yard Skeleton

SAN ANTONIO, TX — A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that could provide evidence for the existence of the Nephilim. Sadly, however, the bones were ultimately discovered to belong to a giant Halloween yard skeleton owned by a local family.

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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Alex Tanzer): Archaeologists in Peru unearth 1,400-year-old skeletal remains believed to be a ritual sacrifice
What recent archaeological discovery occurred at the Caral site in April 2025?
Archaeologists at Caral announced the discovery of 5,000-year-old remains of a noblewoman in an area that had been used as a garbage dump for decades.
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Alex Tanzer): Archaeologists in Peru unearth 1,400-year-old skeletal remains believed to be a ritual sacrifice
Why is the discovery of these remains considered significant by archaeologist Gladys Paz?
Paz stated that the bones will help scholars better understand the rituals of the Lima culture and help reconstruct ceremonies performed hundreds of years ago, which is significant because the civilization left no written records.
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Alex Tanzer): Archaeologists in Peru unearth 1,400-year-old skeletal remains believed to be a ritual sacrifice
Approximately when does the culture ministry date the burial of the skeleton?
The burial is dated to approximately A.D. 650.
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Alex Tanzer): Archaeologists in Peru unearth 1,400-year-old skeletal remains believed to be a ritual sacrifice
What are the details regarding the positioning of the male skeleton found at Huaca Pucllana?
The adult skeleton was found resting on its left flank, with its skull positioned to face both the pyramid and the Pacific Ocean.
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Where were the specific remains studied by Dr. Roselyn Campbell's team located, and what is their historical context?
The skulls came from subsidiary graves around the royal tombs and funerary enclosures at Umm el-Qaab, which is the burial ground of Egypt’s earliest kings. These burials belong to the First Dynasty, a period when rulers of the young unified state used their tombs and enclosures to project permanence, treating human beings as "equipment for eternity" by burying servants and officials close to them to accompany them in death.
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Ken Jacobs): Skull trauma shows servants may have been killed with Egypt’s first kings
What were the suspected motives and methods for retainer sacrifice among Egypt's first kings?
Retainer sacrifice is a practice where individuals close to a ruler are killed upon the ruler's death. The motives were a mix of religious belief and raw power; it was believed the sacrificed individuals would continue to serve the ruler in the afterlife, while also serving as a visceral display of the ruler's absolute command. The study notes that while some retainers may have volunteered to die for honor or eternal life, others may have been chosen or forced into the practice.
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Ken Jacobs): Skull trauma shows servants may have been killed with Egypt’s first kings
What specific types of injuries were found on the skulls of the servants and officials from the First Dynasty burials at Abydos?
The study identified that the injuries were mostly linear fractures, which researchers believe would have caused rapid unconsciousness, internal bleeding, and death in a living person. The pattern of these fractures suggests strikes from a broad, flat object rather than a classic mace blow. Additionally, one specific skull featured a chopping wound located near the eye.
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How did the modern forensic analysis of the Abydos skulls differ from the initial findings by Sir Flinders Petrie in the 1920s?
When British archaeologist Sir Flinders Petrie first excavated the remains in the 1920s, the bones appeared to be free of violence to the eyes of experts at that time. However, modern forensic examinations of the 46 crania (now held in the University of Cambridge’s Duckworth Collections) revealed 18 cases of linear fractures and one chopping wound near an eye, providing evidence of deliberate trauma that was not previously visible.
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What was the conclusion of the authors of the 2026 study regarding the Shroud's age?
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Sadie Smith): Shroud of Turin DNA study detects Near Eastern genetic traces, reigniting debate over relic's origins
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Sadie Smith): Shroud of Turin DNA study detects Near Eastern genetic traces, reigniting debate over relic's origins
What were the findings of the 2015 study involving Barcaccia's group regarding DNA?
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From related AMERICANALMANAC (Sadie Smith): Shroud of Turin DNA study detects Near Eastern genetic traces, reigniting debate over relic's origins
Did the study find any plant species exclusive to the Levant?
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