BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH — Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Report: Chili's Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful
DALLAS, TX — A new industry report released Thursday concluded that Chili's persistent reputation problem is due to it being truly awful.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today searching his phone for the worst possible photo to use in his Uber profile.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Israelite Women Rejoice After Moses Strikes Rock And Pumpkin Spice Latte Gushes Out
SINAI — The women of Israel erupted into celebration this week after Moses struck a rock with his staff, causing a torrent of pumpkin spice latte to gush forth.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Caveman Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Game Of Risk Enters Fourth Week
NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group's night of playing classic RISK had now entered its fourth week.
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 9 Great Ways To Teach Kids About The Gospel
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - BUZZER BEATER! Angels Erupt In Cheers As Man Accepts Christ With Just 0.4 Seconds Left On Clock
HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was apparently a little triangle that shoots bullets out the front.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ways to keep kids busy. The Babylon Bee is here to help.