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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - BUZZER BEATER! Angels Erupt In Cheers As Man Accepts Christ With Just 0.4 Seconds Left On Clock Wed Sep 16 21:13:04 2026

HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.

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From related BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee): Man Sent To Hell After Phone Autocorrects His Text Message To 'Praise Fod'

What event allegedly caused a man to be sent to Hell according to the report?

A man was sent to Hell after his new phone autocorrected his text message from "Praise God" to "Praise Fod".

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