BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year
MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,' Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor
NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.
NYTIMES (Robert Siegel, Jamelle Bouie, E.J. Dionne Jr. and Jillian Weinberger) - What Happens to America’s Political Parties After Trump?
Democrats have an anger problem. Republicans have a Trump problem.
NYTIMES (Ross Douthat) - Why We Can’t Stop Talking About ‘The Odyssey’
Christopher Nolan’s film is perfectly calibrated for the culture war.
NPR (Sydney Lupkin) - FDA weighs a new kind of flu shot based on technology RFK Jr. has questioned
The FDA is poised to render a decision on Moderna's mRNA-based flu shot, which could be the first of its kind to market. The decision is expected to reverberate throughout the biotech industry.
WASHINGTONPOST (Dan Lamothe) - U.S. general warns Pentagon he lacks sufficient forces to protect Israel
A shortage of Navy destroyers, used to defend against Iranian ballistic missile attacks, will force the head of U.S. European Command to prioritize the U.S. homeland instead, officials said.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Maine Dems Explain They Can Either Do 'No Rape' Or 'No Incest' But Not Both
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party of Maine explained to voters that they can do "no rape" or "no incest", but not both.
ABCNEWS - WATCH: Tony Romo on leave after DUI arrest video
Former NFL star Tony Romo on leave following his DUI arrest video being released.
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NYTIMES (Melissa Kirsch) - Making Rounds
Errands get us out of our homes and into the world, on missions providing both serendipity and satisfaction.
AMERICANTHINKER - NJ vote fraud: Sherrill flings blame everywhere but herself
By Mike McDaniel It's all Trump's fault for looking into vote fraud.