HUFFPOST (U.S. News) - Former 'SNL' Star Recalls Revealing Table Read With Trump: 'I Didn't Know Trump Was So Evil'
Trump controversially hosted “Saturday Night Live” in late 2015.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts
FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts.
AMERICANTHINKER (American Thinker) - Martians Got the Memo. Baby Martians Did Not.
Pixabay By Jeannie DeAngelis The problem is that women decided that, in order to survive, the Martians must adapt to Venusian ways.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers
You've all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most horrific and terrifying things. The things found within the corridors of these centers that seek to help young women through their pregnancies have remained a mystery… until now.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Children's Bible Noticeably Vague On Rahab’s Backstory
GARY, IN — As Liam Miles cracked open a copy of The Beginner's Bible to read to his son, he couldn't help but notice that the text was noticeably vague on the backstory for Rahab the Harlot.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Setting It Next To Your Katana
Don't you just hate it when you're out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet at home? Well, with an exciting new life hack, you'll never forget your wallet again.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Waking Up From Year-Long Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death
ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see how unified and virtuous the American political right became in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana
Don't you just hate it when you're out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet at home? Well, with an exciting new life hack, you'll never forget your wallet again.