BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - AOC Struggling To Meet Single Men Under Age 90 At Work
WASHINGTON, DC — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted to friends that it's been hard to find single men at her workplace under the age of ninety.
JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - State Department announces task force to crack down on 'birth tourism'
"Citizenship is not a commodity to be acquired through calculated exploitation and evasion of the immigration laws," the agency warned.
WAR (U.S. Naval Academy) - Naval Academy Integrates Robotics, Autonomous Systems Into Summer Training
U.S. Naval Academy midshipmen recently deployed robotics and autonomous systems directly from 100-foot yard patrol craft for the first time, marking an important milestone in preparing future naval leaders for an increasingly autonomous maritime battlespace.
NYTIMES (Annie Karni) - With Big Choices Ahead, Ocasio-Cortez Navigates New Territory
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s decision to share her decision to freeze her eggs, the news that her longtime relationship had ended and talk of a presidential run have only intensified the debates that swirl around her.
NYTIMES (Grace Ashford) - For Blakeman, Trump Could Make and Break His Bid to Lead New York
Bruce Blakeman, who is vying to become the state’s second Republican governor in the last 50 years, pushes President Trump’s agenda even as he avoids mentioning his name.
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NEWSNATIONNOW (Safia Samee Ali) - Nick Reiner indicted for alleged murders of parents Rob, Michele Reiner
Prosecutors secured a special circumstance enhancement to the first-degree murder charges.
YOUTUBE (NewsNation) - A knock at the door, a suitcase of cash
Nobody has ever proven what sits under the garden at Merivälja, so author Mart Sander wants to know why strangers offered the homeowner an amount of money so large it made her say no. Watch this full episode of "Reality Check": https://youtu.be/OQULI6QqIhY #ObjectM #Estonia #unexplained
YOUTUBE (MS NOW) - 'No surprise Trump continues to lie': MI Dem. Gov. cand. Jocelyn Benson on Trump's election claims
Michigan Democratic Candidate for Governor and current Sec. of State Jocelyn Benson blasts Pres. Trump’s false claims about elections in Michigan following the state’s primary elections. Benson says Trump’s is trying make voters to lose faith in elections but reminds citizens “their voice will be heard.”
YOUTUBE (MS NOW) - SEE IT: RFK Jr. mocked in Larry David skit
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ABCNEWS - More than 24,000 cyclosporiasis infections reported as new cases appear to slow: CDC
Cases of cyclosporiasis have topped 24,000 in 47 states, according to recent data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).