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Babylon Bee (BABYLONBEE): Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire Wed May 20 20:04:42 2026

NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that would never come, authorities confirmed Wednesday.

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