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Babylon Bee (BABYLONBEE): ISIS Takes Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - ISIS Takes Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae Sat Jun 20 19:32:09 2026

KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful blue color of the Reflecting Pool.

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