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Babylon Bee (BABYLONBEE): Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy Tue Jul 21 21:49:12 2026

SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as "Jimothy" was eaten this afternoon by Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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