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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan.

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