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Babylon Bee (BABYLONBEE): EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them Thu Sep 17 17:23:00 2026

BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.

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