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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him Fri Oct 2 20:12:12 2026

CAPERNAUM — After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the paralytic man figured it would probably be okay to just drop him.

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