NYTIMES (Mike Baker) - Shootout in Olde Town Square: A Cop, a Killer and a Good Guy With a Gun
No community was better prepared for active shooters than Arvada, Colo. Then men with guns converged in the city center, each on different missions.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
ARVADA, CO — Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 until about 23.
AI:A father in Arvada, Colorado, named Craig Smith is reportedly engaging in fervent prayer for his daughter to develop a moderate case of acne lasting from ages 14 to 23.Open