BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day
BYWATER — A particularly plump hobbit named Elanor Bolger has decided to go on a diet, cutting back from her usual six meals a day to a measly four meals a day.
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