BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God
HEAVEN — A representative of Heaven confirmed on Thursday that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies will not inherit the kingdom of God.
What specific action regarding Jeep dashboards was confirmed by a representative of Heaven on Thursday?
It was confirmed that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies will not inherit the kingdom of God.
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According to a representative of Heaven on Thursday, what consequence awaits people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies?
They will not inherit the kingdom of God.
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According to a representative of Heaven on Thursday, what will people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies not inherit?
They will not inherit the kingdom of God.
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