EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes.
AI:In a satirical jab at the superficiality of modern social engineering, Babylon Bee reports that divine intervention concluded within a mere two-minute observation period of Adam, resulting in the decision to provide a female counterpart. This piece mocks the reductive nature of quick-fix solutions favored by the mainstream media's ideological agenda, highlighting the absurdity often found in rushed societal restructuring.Open
Dakota Johnson will portray Marilyn Monroe in a 17-minute short film premiering at the Venice Film Festival this September, a centennial tribute that even its director admitted required getting past doubts about the casting. The film, titled Flesh Impact, was written and directed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Maggie Gyllenhaal. A first-look image released through a […] The post Dakota Johnson transforms into Marilyn Monroe for Maggie Gyllenhaal's Venice-bound short film appeared first on American Almanac .
Dakota Johnson will portray Marilyn Monroe in a 17-minute short film premiering at the Venice Film Festival this September, a centennial tribute that even its director admitted required getting past doubts about the casting. The film, titled Flesh Impact, was written and directed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Maggie Gyllenhaal. A first-look image released through a Daily Mail report shows the 36-year-old Johnson in a platinum blonde wig with light pink lip tint and mascara, bearing little resemblance to the brunette actress audiences know from the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise and Madame Web. Johnson plays Monroe "at the height of her fame." Ellen Burstyn, 93, takes a second role as what the production describes as "a version of…Open
A group of San Francisco Giants players facing unhinged leftist blowback for sharing their Christian faith is receiving support from a fellow brother in Christ. Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Ryan Thompson defended Giants players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker, and Ryan Walker on Tuesday after they wrote references to Genesis 9:12-16 on their LGBT-themed hats during the team’s […]
