BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran
PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran.
What items are the accountants clutching as they board the Higgins boats?
The accountants are clutching their pens and calculators tightly.
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What are thousands of accountants doing in the Persian Gulf according to the report?
Thousands of accountants are boarding Higgins boats in preparation for a launch referred to as "Economic D-Day" against Iran.
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