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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge

BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself off a bridge.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Coronado Bridge

SAN DIEGO, CA — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself off the majestic Coronado Bridge.