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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco Bell Institute.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/explosive-diarrhea-epidemic-traced-to-gain-of-function-lab-at-taco-bell-institute/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Husband Makes Up For Forgetting Valentine's Day With Lavish Presidents' Day Gift

IRVINE, CA — What could have been a severe relationship dust-up was narrowly averted today, as a local husband made up for forgetting Valentine's Day by giving his wife a lavish Presidents' Day gift.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/husband-makes-up-for-forgetting-valentines-day-by-giving-wife-lavish-presidents-day-gift/
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