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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen’s Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat Thu Jun 18 22:00:37 2026

HOUSTON, TX — News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat.

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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Lakewood Church To Be Renamed 'DraftKings Arena' Following Branding Deal Fri May 15 19:38:04 2026

HOUSTON, TX — Lakewood Church officially announced that it would be changing its name to DraftKings Arena as part of a lucrative new branding deal.

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