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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation Thu May 28 18:34:42 2026

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for "military schools near me" skyrocketed about ten minutes into the first day of summer vacation.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/google-searches-for-military-school-skyrocket-ten-minutes-into-summer-vacation/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving Thu Mar 12 20:42:56 2026

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-subtracts-hour-from-travel-time-after-realizing-dad-driving/
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