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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women Mon Mar 16 18:52:38 2026

TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.

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Keywords	babylon-bee satire iran ayatollah mojtaba-khamenei tehran islam paradise middle-east religious politics red-green-axis leftism socialism geopolitics islamic-threat

NYTIMES (Danial Adkison) - Is a Private-Island Paradise in Turks and Caicos Worth the Price? I Went to Find Out. Wed Mar 11 09:01:05 2026

What it’s like to stay on a private island so luxurious that there are no price tags and so quiet that “even the wind feels guilty for making noise.”