JUSTTHENEWS (Ben Whedon) - Redcoats parade on White House lawn for visit of King Charles III
Video footage showed a unit of musicians in traditional British military garb playing period music while parade in front of the president and monarch.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn.