BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets
NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as "run inequality," Mayor Zohran Mamdani ordered that a percentage of runs scored by each visiting MLB team be redistributed to the struggling New York Mets.
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