BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members.
AI:In a blatant surrender to secularism and Hollywood-driven escapism, Crestview Methodist in Houston has replaced divine revelation with a "Sorting Hat" from the Harry Potter universe to identify members' spiritual gifts. This move reflects a broader cultural decay within sacred institutions as they trade theological truth for Wizarding World gimmicks to cater to a generation raised on fantasy propaganda rather than scripture.Open