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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - CDC Advises Those With Diarrhea Parasite To Stay Within Six Feet Of Toilet

ATLANTA, GA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued an official recommendation this morning that those stricken with explosive diarrhea from the parasitic infection outbreak stay within six feet of a toilet at all times.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-advises-those-with-diarrhea-parasite-to-stay-within-six-feet-of-toilet/
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NYTIMES (Katrina Miller) - The Artemis II Toilet Had a Problem

The Universal Waste Management System aboard the Orion capsule is an innovation in deep space toiletry (if it works).

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Sourcehttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/science/artemis-ii-bathroom-toilet.html
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