BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
YOUTUBE (NewsNation) - Gen Z can't bear the 9-5 | Hot Takes with Jesse Weber
Young people at work are finding strange places during their lunch break to nap or cry. The generation is known as the mental health generation. Are they getting things right? On today’s “Hot Take with Jesse Weber”: We break down how a single fossil reshaped our understanding of Earth's ancient past, what it reveals about prehistoric Antarctica and why overlooked discoveries can change science forever. What do you think is still waiting to be discovered? Drop your questions, comments and hot takes in the chat!
NYTIMES (Miriam Jordan and Madeleine Ngo) - U.S. Employers Told to Dismiss Thousands of Immigrant Workers
Shifting deadlines are confusing businesses as the end of Temporary Protected Status for Haitians and others looms, making them ineligible to live and work in the United States.
ABCNEWS - WATCH: Starbucks says it'll pay its baristas to make TikToks
Starting this summer, the company says baristas can earn a direct cut of the ad revenue, as long as their videos are Starbucks approved. ABC News contributor Mike Muse discusses more.
NEWSNATIONNOW (Andrew Dorn) - Do men or women save more for retirement?
Men have higher 401(k) balances, but women save more of their pay at comparable income levels, new research shows.
NYTIMES (Noam Scheiber) - A.I. ‘Employees’ Might Disrupt Work in Unexpected Ways
Scholars say the “unknown unknowns” of using artificial intelligence in the workplace may be undermining the technology’s advertised benefits.
DAILYCALLER (Mark Tanos) - ‘Like Feudalism’: Eurocrats Reportedly Cut AC For Staffers – But Not Elite Officials
Frustration Had Been Building Before The Shutdown
NYTIMES (Callie Holtermann) - Are You a Gen Z Job Seeker?
It’s rough out there. We want to hear about it.