BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom
TEHRAN — Iranian military leaders are reportedly "really kicking themselves" for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.
TEHRAN — Iranian military leaders are reportedly "really kicking themselves" for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.
President Trump told Axios on Saturday that he has several "off ramps" from Operation Epic Fury , the extraordinary U.S. military campaign against Iran that he launched early Saturday morning. What they're saying: "I can go long and take over the whole thing, or end it in two or three days and tell the Iranians: 'See you again in a few years if you start rebuilding [your nuclear and missile programs]," Trump said in a five-minute phone interview from Mar-a-Lago. - "In any case, it will take them several years to recover from this attack," he predicted. Why it matters: The comments offer the first real window into Trump's thinking about how this ends — and suggest he's still open to a diplomatic solution, even after U.S.-Iran nuclear…
The America First wing of the MAGA coalition wants swift results from Saturday's Iran strikes , often invoking the late Charlie Kirk's opposition to foreign wars. The big picture: President Trump's invasion of Venezuela to capture Nicolás Maduro exposed a rift with some in his base, and a prolonged skirmish in the Middle East could exacerbate those tensions ahead of a difficult midterm election for Republicans. - Many in the MAGA sphere said Trump had campaigned on no new wars . but they signaled a swift and victorious resolution in Iran could ease their concerns. - Trump repeatedly said he preferred a diplomatic solution to Iran's nuclear weapons ambitious but never ruled out using force. - The White House did not immediately…
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