PALM BEACH, FL — In an effort to create a more efficient process for everyone making an attempt on his life, President Donald Trump ordered his staff to install a "Take-A-Number" ticket dispenser at the front gate of Mar-a-Lago for all would-be assassins.
ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, which he had purchased at a killer discount.
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'Indoctrinating them into far-left ideology'
'You should really do some self-reflection'
'You can enroll them'
'he would kill the entire family'
'I don't know her immigration status'
An annual snowplow naming contest usually draws lighthearted quips. This year, Chicagoans picked a political pun.
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