BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People's Arms Out Of Socket
KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was trying to teach the Wookiee how to deal with his anger issues in more constructive ways that don't involve ripping people's arms off. Dr. Aris Thorne, a licensed galactic psychotherapist, confirmed on Friday that he had begun intensive cognitive behavioral therapy with Chewbacca to address the Wookiee's well-known anger issues. Thorne admitted that the therapy intensified after a routine game of holochess resulted in an Imperial IT technician losing both arms.
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