NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.
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The alleged would-be killers wanted to target “capitalists” and pro-Israel politicians.
Recalcitrance born of indolence and ignorance? Or, simpleton leftists rejecting reality because they hate common sense?
Dershowitz has denied any wrongdoing in connection with Epstein’s sexual criminality.
Vance referred to himself as a Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theorist.
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The suspect has plead not guilty