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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Atheist Missionary Wonders If You Have A Few Minutes To Talk About Nothing Thu Apr 16 16:10:30 2026

PORTLAND, OR — Local residents were greeted Saturday morning by an atheist missionary who politely asked if they had a few moments to talk about nothing.

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