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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs Tue Aug 11 17:05:21 2026

ARCHERON (LV-426) — A grotesque creature scientists identified as a Xenomorph Queen reportedly elected to freeze its eggs until such time as it becomes "emotionally ready" to have offspring.

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