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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'It's Fine,' Says Introvert Who Ordered Mashed Potatoes And Instead Received A Concrete Cinder Block Thu Aug 27 21:22:29 2026

CHINO, CA — A local introvert was reportedly unable to correct a waiter at his favorite restaurant when, after ordering a side of mashed potatoes, he instead received a concrete cinder block.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/its-fine-says-introvert-who-ordered-mashed-potatoes-and-instead-received-a-concrete-cinder-block/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?' Tue Apr 28 19:00:45 2026

CHINO, CA — A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are you?"

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/two-bros-caught-in-infinite-loop-after-greeting-im-good-man-how-are-you/
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