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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible

VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any of those other people in the Bible.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leo-explains-god-does-not-listen-to-people-who-make-war-so-long-as-you-dont-count-david-joshua-elijah-saul-josiah-gideon-samson-or-anyone-else-in-bible/
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