NPR (Susan Bence) - Reflections on America's 250th birthday
NPR member station reporters across the U.S. asked people how they are thinking about their country on its semiquincentennial.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth
SALEM, OR - Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news that he would be among the happiest demographic on the planet.