BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Nation's Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox
U.S. — The fires currently burning inside the nation's dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being compared to the Boston Red Sox.
HUFFPOST - In This Dumpster Fire Of A Political Era, New York Is Having *A Moment*
New York appears to be having the time of its life while much of the rest of the country feels like a never-ending dumpster fire.