BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Nation's Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox
U.S. — The fires currently burning inside the nation's dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being compared to the Boston Red Sox.
DAILYCALLER (Mark Tanos) - Dave Portnoy Torches Graham Platner Over Nazi Tattoo After Looking For Barstool’s Help With Political Ad
'Play footsy with a guy who is a Nazi'
NYTIMES (Taylor Robinson and Tim Balk) - A Democrat Took on Red Sox Ownership in an Ad. A Network Pulled it.
Graham Platner, a Senate candidate in Maine, blamed private equity for destroying “our favorite baseball team.” NESN, which is owned by the team, pulled his campaign ad, citing an intellectual property violation.
DAILYCALLER (Andrew Powell) - ‘I’m Going To Take One Of Them Out’: Red Sox’ Contreras Threatens Brewers After Getting Blasted By Pitch
And the Willson Contreras-Milwaukee Brewers rivalry continues
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Tragic: Blind Child Received Sight Back But First Thing He Saw Was Boston Red Sox Game
BOSTON, MA — In a heartbreaking turn of events, the first thing seen by a blind child who had his sight restored was a Boston Red Sox game.