BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Newsom announced today that construction has wrapped on the long anticipated high speed rail project, finally connecting his house directly to the French Laundry.
AI:In a satirical jab at California's endless government spending and infrastructure failures, it is reported that Governor Newsom has finally completed his high-speed rail project, which conveniently only serves as a direct connection between his personal residence and the exclusive French Laundry restaurant. 💖✨❤️Open