ABCNEWS (ABC News: Top Stories) - Frito-Lay employee killed by stray bullet at Sam's Club, police say
A Frito-Lay employee was killed early Sunday while on the job at a Sam's Club in Nashville, police say.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Scientists Determine Ultra-Processed Foods Like Nacho Cheese Doritos Are Exceptionally Delicious, But More Extensive Testing And Many More Bags Are Needed To Draw A Final Conclusion
U.S. — Though a 10-year food study determined that ultra-processed foods like Doritos are exceptionally delicious, scientists cautioned that more extensive testing and many more bags were needed to draw a final conclusion.